Imagine.

Imagine there’s no telly

It’s easy if you try

No weary, dreary babbling

That only makes you cry

Imagine all the people

Learning every day

Imagine no more pundits

It isn’t hard to do

Nothing to hear and bear with

And no politics too

Imagine all the people

Living life in peace. . .

You may say I’m a dreamer

But I’m not the only one

I hope someday you’ll join me

And the world will be more fun.

Imagine no more brainwashing

I wonder if you can

No need for deceit and envy

Just liberty for Everyman

Imagine all the people

Caring for their own. . .

You may say I’m a dreamer

But I’m not the only one

I hope someday you’ll join me

And the world will be more fun.

 

Credits: J. Lennon

 

 

 

Pick A Horse.

A tiny fraction of Americans tune in to Presidential debates. And they, along with media pundits, are a picky bunch. You figure they must be looking for perfection. Evidently, their candidate must carry zero baggage. Here they are — mired in misery — suffering through the presidency of the emptiest corrupt suit in the history of the Republic — and they expect to find a candidate who walks on water. They want someone charismatic, a leader who looks cool, speaks fluently, knows every detail of every aspect of foreign and domestic affairs, appeals to the GOP base plus all the minorities, understands every nuance of how every government department works and brings years of management experience to the table. So what happens? Realizing that people want to elect Sir Lancelot, everybody works overtime to find and expose resume discrepancy — to dig up every flip-flop on any issue, as if changing your mind is a venereal disease. In the spirit of negative political advertising, therefore, the accusations fly — Rubio charges Cruz with being a weakling on national security — Cruz says Rubio sided with Obama on a massive immigration amnesty plan — Bush dismisses Trump by calling him a “chaos candidate” for his blunt and pugnacious opinions. For the most part, the rest of the field are spared the verbal missiles because their poll numbers wallow in single digits. For your part, you’re not so critical of debate performances. Every one of the candidates has worthy attributes. On balance, you give them good marks, secure in the knowledge that any one of them is American through and through, and would be a Godsend compared to the current WH fraud. But the last time you checked, the GOP nominates only one candidate. It may be time to pick that horse.

Rubio Positives: He really sounds like he knows what he’s talking about. He has verbal command of the issues and delivers with a silver tongue. He has good looks. He would be acceptable to the GOP Establishment. Rubio Negatives: He’s a typical politician. He’s done nothing of distinction, missed a ton of Senate votes and has been running for President from almost the moment he was elected. He would be acceptable to the GOP Establishment.

Cruz Positives: He’s a staunch, principled conservative. He’s probably the smartest guy in the room — a bulldog who has stood up to both parties in his almost singular effort to uphold The Constitution and fight to reduce the size of the Fed. Cruz Negatives: He’s viewed as negative. He’s accused of routinely attacking his colleagues and many of them don’t like him. He’s physically not appealing — has those chicken lips and an annoying stutter under stress.

Trump Positives: He’s self-funded and wouldn’t owe his soul to PACS and special interests. He’s not a politician, not part of the current mess — an outsider who wants to clean out the bureaucracy, take action and put America first. Trump Negatives: He doesn’t sound Presidential. He says outrageous things, hurls insults and offers policies that can’t be implemented. He seemingly has scant knowledge of  many things. He hasn’t yet proved he can deliver a substantive speech.

Bush Positives: The guy has experience successfully running a big State. He’s articulate and intelligent and knows how to work the political system to build consensus. Politics is in his blood, literally. Bush Negatives: His name is Bush. He’s GOP Establishment personified; nothing in Washington would change if he’s in charge and he would undo nothing of Obama’s mischief.

Kasich Positives: Here you have a journeyman politician who has vast experience and success in Washington and Ohio, reforming his State economically during hard times. Kasich Negatives: Here you have a journeyman politician. He pounds his chest so hard, you fear one day he’ll break a rib. He visibly hungers for the job.

Carson Positives: This is a moral, honorable human being whose intellect and toughness are masked by his quiet demeanor. His life’s work prepares him to make pragmatic, reasoned decisions under chaotic conditions. Carson Negatives: He has operated as a benevolent dictator in his line of work, not having to confront daily opposition. He has not dealt with the quicksand of business or politics. He’s too decent to be President.

Fiorina Positives: She’s articulate to a fault and demonstrates a decisive executive persona. She has traveled the world, met with heads of state and run one of the most competitive private sector businesses anywhere. Fiorina Negatives: She can’t hide a pique that her  ouster at HP had something to do with her being a woman in a room full of men. She lectures with an annoying school teacher cadence that appears carefully choreographed.

Christie Positives: You have no doubt that this tough minded prosecutor would kick ass and take names. If he can butt heads in NJ, he surely has the experience and spine to handle DC. Christie Negatives: He’s an Eastern Establishment Pol who has no problem with big government apparatus. He may claim to be conservative, but he’s definitely part of the dreaded Establishment and would not move the Limited Government needle.

Paul Positives: Rand is an authentic fiscal conservative who believes all of America’s goals rest on its financial strength. He is incorruptible, dedicated to The Constitution. He would not squander US resources on foreign aid without getting something in return. Paul Negatives: He can’t shake his isolationist reputation. Although he gets credit for conservative values, he lacks the passion, energy and stature to ignite a sizable constituency.

What’s missing from this rather simplistic summary is the most important consideration of all — which candidate can win? If Jesus couldn’t beat Hillary, you couldn’t vote for Him. Therefore, if you were a candidate at the next debate, this is what you would say at your end-of-debate summation:

Ladies and Gentlemen, any of us up here is a better choice than Hillary Clinton. But this election is not about us; it’s about the country we love. If I had a crystal ball to see which of us would prevail over Clinton, I would raise his or her hand in victory right here and now, and happily leave this stage and go to work. If we don’t win this election,  America — the exceptional America which has an exceptional history– will be the loser. No personal ambition is worth that loss.

Epilogue: Don’t expect perfection. Don’t be superficial. Don’t listen to pundits. Trust yourself. Pick a horse.

Sick.

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year, many people gratefully make a list of their blessings — the many things for which they give thanks. But, like Fox News, in the interest of being fair and balanced, you believe it’s altogether fitting to make a list of some of the things that make you sick. And Fox News itself may be a good place to start. Begin with the glut of Fox’s newsy gabfests — where professional gabbers, mostly lawyer chicks with long blond hair and short skirts, rattle off armchair opinions that have zero consequences. Speaking of zero, someone should tell that pipsqueak Geraldo  he doesn’t need an ostentatious mustache to emphasize his perfectly capped, snow white teeth. If the teeth don’t blind you and his opinions don’t bore you, take note of where The Five producers position Kimberly Guilfoyle — out front, naturally — the only person at the table whose crossed legs are visible —  at mid-thigh, naturally — all that’s missing are flashing Neon high heels. You assume that show producers modeled The Five after Friends, the 1990’s sitcom that featured a bevy of young adults sitting on couches reciting glib lines meant to be cool, but certainly not funny. Speaking of which, there’s certainly nothing funny about death. You’re sick of apologists who say you shouldn’t judge Islam simply because some Muslims choose to murder people in the name of Islam. You’re sick of immigrants who refuse to assimilate, learn English, become American and appreciate American values. You’re sick of political special interests and their organizations — all of them. You’re sick of political parties and career politicians who put themselves and personal power ahead of The Constitution and the nation. You’re sick of a sitting POTUS who greedily spends millions of dollars on extravagant vacations while millions of Americans struggle out of work. You’re sick of knowing that a former Secretary of State, a confirmed liar and criminal, will not be indicted and prosecuted for breaking the law. You’re sick of the assault on individual liberty and 1st Amendment rights. To the point of physical nausea, you’re sick of political correctness. You’re sick of people who are dumb enough to buy the doomsday notion of “climate change.” You’re sick of America’s suicidal plunge into socialism. You’re sick of the ignorance epidemic — of sordid culture and vulgar language. You’re sick of Hollywood. You’re sick of a culture that idolizes entertainment celebrities. You’re sick knowing that a nation’s people endowed by their Creator, are abandoning that Creator as irrelevant. You’re sick that America’s finest are sacrificing their bodies and lives under a craven Commander in Chief. You’re sick of mobs who find excuses to loot and burn. And you’re sick of single issue voters who make their sexual orientation or reproductive rights a matter of national interest.

Since there’s no cure for these sicknesses, you nonetheless will greet 2016 with hope and optimism. You must believe that good will defeat evil. You must believe in your fellow man. You must not be afraid to defend your values — whatever the cost. You must have faith. Sounds like a plan.

The ranting and raving of critical Dick.