Especially if you have bad habits. Like smoking. Or visiting doctors. Or ingesting smack, drinking booze, driving cars, eating fat, flying in airplanes, having sex in the workplace, committing homicide or defending your own life. But you needn’t be concerned with living a full life. You see, we long ago crossed the ultimate threshold into the Litigation Age. History will show that toward the end of the Second Millennium and into the Third, Americans exhibited a complete loss of anxiety, a state of near euphoria brought about by their total freedom to choose any behavior under the sun with no personal sense of responsibility whatsoever. In fact, it will be recorded that those who exhibited the least control over their lives stood the chance of profiting the most through ingeniously conceived lawsuits. Some moralists out there may lament this sorry state of affairs but they would be smart to get off the straight and narrow and pray for their own calamity. With any luck at all, they’ll show up in court and wind up in Aruba.